Things Sara Weinberg said last night at her 21st bar celebration:

Sara: “I feel bad!”

Tyler: “Why?”

Sara: “Because I’m slurrin’!”

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Sara: “I’m already feeling it! Here, feel my limbs.”

Thomas and Tyler: *feel Sara’s limbs*

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Thomas: “One more and you’re golden.”

Sara: “Golden. Yarrrr goldennnn.”

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Sara: “Give me the focus eye test!”

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Sara: *while Tyler is waving his index finger*: “There’s two fingers, but I’m looking at the fingers.”

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